ICE agents slither through our neighborhoods like venomous reptiles, snatching up our friends, our neighbors, anyone with brown skin and a heartbeat. This isn’t law enforcement, friend. This is fascism in a federal windbreaker.
It’s state-sponsored kidnapping with paperwork. So if you're not up for resistance, get out of the way. For the rest of us? It’s time to raise hell.
Cause a Scene.
When you see ICE prowling—parked in a nondescript SUV or skulking at a subway stop—go full batshit. Loud, obnoxious, undeniable. Dance on the hood. Sing at full volume. Unleash the chaos. They rely on shadows. Be the floodlight.
Make a Distraction.
Clown car tactics, baby. Toss marbles, set off a car alarm, fake a medical emergency—anything that buys time and disrupts the gears of this deportation machine. Confusion is our friend. Be unpredictable. Be absurd. Make beautiful trouble.
Block Their Vehicles.
Use your body, your bike, your mother-in-law’s decades-old sedan. ICE can’t detain anyone if they can’t leave the scene. Form a drum circle around their van and chant them into existential despair. Remember: if they feel comfortable, you’re doing it wrong.
Stop Them from Entering Buildings.
Do not let them cross the threshold. Wedge the door with a trash can. Lock arms and hold the line. Yell, scream, recite the Fourth Amendment backward while doing the Electric Slide—whatever it takes. This is sacred ground we’re defending—homes, schools, shelters—not their playground for terror.
Yell at & Shame Them.
Make eye contact. Let them know they’re not invisible. “No one asked you to be here!” “How do you sleep at night?” “Your mama raised a rat!” Shame is a powerful weapon in the face of bureaucratic evil. Use it like a tazer to the soul.
This is not a time for politeness. This is a time for feral, righteous disruption. These agents of doom are betting we’ll stay scared and silent. Prove them wrong.
Be loud. Be weird. Be relentless.
We are the freaks, the misfits, the last damn line before dystopia. So howl, comrades. Howl like your freedom depends on it—because it does.